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[09 Sep 2007|01:12pm]
In case you haven't noticed, I don't much post here anymore.....
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[15 Mar 2006|07:10pm]
[ mood | grateful ]

It's amazing how different your life can be from where it was... how beautiful and amazing and fulfilling it is now...
And yet just a slight trip down memory lane has the power to sock you right back in the gut and make your tummy feel old-school sick over something that doesn't even matter anymore.

I hope I don't stay even this miniscule amount of angry and hurt for the rest of my life.
Because that bullshit has nothing to do with my brilliant present and dazzling future.

That bullshit doesn't matter
- and only now do I realize that it never did.

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[22 Nov 2005|05:54pm]
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.





The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules -




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 54% on brainwashworthy

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You scored higher than 1% on antitolerant

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You scored higher than 3% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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yay! [05 Sep 2005|10:52pm]
i got this other job.
this is good.
this is very very good...
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[01 Jul 2005|12:42pm]
i didn't get the job.

this is very bad.
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i wish i were merely quoting 'a chorus line' [07 Jun 2005|12:42pm]
please, God, let me get this job.
You know how much i need this job, You know i can do it...
i really really hope this is my time for this job.

please
please
please
please
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[27 May 2005|02:19pm]
this is fucking badical.

http://www.jamespiatt.com/sundaebesthandbag.html
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[24 Mar 2005|02:56pm]
am i the only one who is terrified by shit like this?
http://www.alligator.org/pt2/050323freedom.php

also, just so you know, i live about one mile from a whole string of plants like this one:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050323/ap_on_re_us/plant_explosion_5

i'm honestly not sure which thing i'm more terrified of.
actually, no. i know. it's the inevitable cancer.
http://www.envirohealthhouston.org/
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the coyotes wail along the trail *clap clap clap* [21 Mar 2005|02:21pm]
a priceless article about a recent community bike event held in houston...
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3093659


in the interest of time, let me highlight my favorite two parts of the article:

Herb Lipsman, chairman of the mayor's wellness council, said the event should help the city shake the dubious label of "America's Fattest City" bestowed by Men's Fitness Magazine.

"While our friends in the north and midwest are hibernating," Lipsman said, "we're holding the Tour de Houston, a marathon, and 5K and 10K runs."


and

The pleasant weather likely contributed to the higher-than-expected turnout, organizers said. Registered participants were treated afterward to free beer, tacos and music at Hermann Square in front of city hall.


god bless texas.
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[15 Mar 2005|10:31pm]
do you guys ever wonder just who are these people that work at the dildo factory?

you know how communities frequently develop around a manufacturing plant and that plant usually becomes the lifeblood of the town? and when you're little, everyone's dad works at the oil plant, or their mom mans one part the assembly line at the stapler factory?

do kids ever sit around going, "my mom works at the dildo factory."
"really? so does my dad! maybe they know each other..."
"yeah! i'll ask her!"






also, let me interject with observations of melatonin:
pros - makes you very drowsy.
cons - allows you to post stupid, unfunny, just-popped-into-your-head crap on your lj.
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together at last [15 Mar 2005|12:06am]
http://www.benmaller.com/archives/2005/march/14-queer_eye_guys_visit_red_sox.html
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[11 Mar 2005|01:43am]
this kid is going to be ashamed of himself when he gets to college...

http://cbs2.com/water/watercooler_story_069091113.html





plus, i love not only the grammar but the implication that "no one" understands russian.
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i'm phoning it in!! [02 Mar 2005|06:41pm]
(x) I see a therapist.
(x) I'm the youngest child.
(x) I am drawn to things associated with sadness.
(_) I love my gauged earrings.
(x) I wear black eyeliner every day.
(x) I am extremely influenced by kindness.
(_) I love to write, even though I think I suck at it.
(x) I can't live without lipgloss
(x) I'm probably emotionally scarred. [who isn't?]
(_) I lived in Tahoe.
(_) I spend money I have.
(x) I'll be in college for over 4 years. [was.]
(_) I love designer handbags.
(_) I've had a concussion before.
(x) I'm not good with confrontation.
(_) I loved the Backstreet Boys. [i still love nsync. seriously.]
(_) I have more than a couple horrible memories.
(x) My first kiss was unexpected
(_) I'm not a fan of rap.
(x) I love taking pictures.
(x) I hate people who are fake. [who claims they like fake people?]
(x) I can be mean when I want to.
(x) When I allow myself to get close to people, I get very attached.
(_) I am bisexual.
(_) I have way too many pairs of shoes.
(_) I was into Hot Wheels as a child.
(x) I dress how I feel that day.
(_) My room is painted a color other than white. [i rent.]
(x) I cry very easily.
(_) I'm always early.
(x) I barely ever study for tests.
(x) My birthday is my favorite holiday.
(_) I have too many clothes for my closet/dresser.
(_) I am a morning person.
(x) I wish I was smarter. [who doesn't?]
(_) No one really knows me. [whatever, morrissey.]
(_) I don't have many bad hair days.
(x) I sometimes fight with my parents.
(x) I am passionate about my interests.
(x) I have had the chicken pox.
(x) I feel empty sometimes. [who doesn't?]
(x) I am very outgoing. [usually.]
(_) Christmas is my favorite holiday.
(x) I can be very insecure.
(_) I don't notice it, but I'm told I'm very softspoken.
(x) I hate ignorant people.
(x) I love the color yellow
(_) I love girls that play the guitar. [i hate the vibe that most girls who play guitar have. ugh.]
(x) I state the obvious.
(_) I'm a happy person.
(x) I have absolutely no self-confidence
(x) I've contemplated suicide. [who hasn't to some extent?]
(x) I hate cleaning my room.
(x) I tend to get jealous.
(x) I like to play video games.
(x) I love/like John Mayer. [i love him as a person.]
(_) I get more upset when I see an animal hurt than a person.
(x) I'm a vegetarian/vegan/don't eat beef.
(_) I've had a crush on a teacher before.
(_) I am too forgiving. [i'm very forgiving, but i don't think it's too much.]
(_) I have a good sense of direction
(_) I've never had a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(_) I've played a musical instrument for more than 5 years.
(x) I love kisses on the forehead. [depends from whom.]
(x) I love the color blue.
(_) I don't sew.
(x) I am not addicted to drugs.
(_) I wear contacts.
(x) I hate Bush, but I have reasons to justify it.
(_) I don't really follow the Political world.
(x) I don't take criticism well. At all.
(_) Conformity is stupid. [it's not the best idea, but it's necessary to some extent.]
(_) Chris Carrabba is one of the sexiest men alive.
(_) So is Conor from Bright Eyes.
(x) I love my family.
(x) I don't mind getting shots.
(x) I am a perfectionist when it comes to certain things.
(x) I always wanted to learn to play the drums.
(x) I can be too hard on myself.
(x) I'm probably going to have premarital sex, or already have.
(_) I don't like my nose.
(_) I am very religious.
(x)I still act like a little kid.
(x) I am ridiculously indecisive.
(x) I believe in a higher power or some form of an afterlife.
(x) I love music.
(_) Jesse Lacey writes the most amazing lyrics
(_) I don't really like ice cream.
(x) I think the government is wrong. [i hope this means our current covernment and not the general concept of government]
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GET THIS FOR ME IMMEDIATELY. [16 Feb 2005|01:28pm]
http://auction.mlb.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=58025249&prmenbr=33072944&aunbr=58371959
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[14 Feb 2005|12:29pm]
i swear to God, the internet knows me...




What Makes You Sexy?
by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part IsYour Boobs
Special Talents AreShowing off
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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[14 Feb 2005|02:10am]
http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/states_experiment_drag-drop_Intermed_State15s_500.html
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well, duh. [10 Feb 2005|12:52am]
Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:3
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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[06 Feb 2005|11:37am]
i am a bad person

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,1406905,00.html
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yay! i knew it... we're a match made in heaven. [04 Feb 2005|01:19am]
You scored as Johnny Damon. You are Johnny Damon!! You are very down-to-earth and like to joke around a lot. This is apparent through your appearance. You are known for looking unkempt, perhaps even caveman-like, but everyone loves you for it. Oh yea... Johnny is my homeboy!

</td>

Johnny Damon

87%

David Ortiz

57%

Manny Ramirez

54%

Kevin Millar

50%

Jason Varitek

50%

Curt Schilling

50%

Mark Bellhorn

47%

Theo Epstein

34%

Which Red Sox Player Are You?
created with QuizFarm.com
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[03 Feb 2005|01:43am]
1. Think of a word you would use to describe me.
2. Go to Google Image Search and search for that word.
3. Select the picture you see as most fitting, and post it as a reply.
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